The BEST Monkey Ever

Obviously, I’m talking about Curious George. I mean, the show kinda sucks, but that doesn’t make the old books any worse. Those books are almost close to Dr. Suess. But as we all know, Dr. Suess is just the best, so yeah… Anyway, bottom line, Curious George is awesome. The End.

This Monkey is Giving Me a Headache

The male howler monkey is the loudest of all land animals. It can be heard from ten miles away. Happy Monkeys are the quietest of all creatures. In fact, they can’t even be heard from 10 cm away.                                                   Real monkey: 0                                                                                                                Happy Monkey: 1

New!

Please welcome my newly released Teeny Monkeys and Fuzzy Monkeys! Check them out on the “order” page.

Welcome!

Welcome to the Happy Monkey Shop! Look around, order sock monkeys… whatever you feel like.